Isn’t there enough porn on the internet to keep guys from being total creeps? So yesterday I was cleaning the inside of my car out because well…I’m pretty sure something could be living in the mess that was my car. Well I’m allllmost done just spraying the seats down with stain remover & hosing off my mats (heavy duty rubber ones) well I start rubbing the back seat down with a cloth…a car stops in front of my house….parks. Okey no biggie people always park on the street in this neighborhood, well he makes a point to be parallel with my car and his front is facing where he could easily take off. Ooookey did he really have to park right there, most people would pull up so they wouldn’t be so close to my driveway… And then he sits with his car on and watches as I’m scrubbing the back seat. I get up and go to the other side of the car (the side farthest from him) so I could easily look over at him because at this point I’m wondering if he’s going to try something. I spray the front down without bending over cause I’m not giving this dude a boob shot to glare at. I finally get that he’s not letting up on watching me so I throw everything into my trunk (cleaning supplies & semi wet car mats), roll up my windows & then walk in locking the front bottom door and my front door.

Once I got upstairs I opened a window that is covered by trees but from upstairs you can see the exact spot he’s sitting in…and no doubt his body is still facing my car. I have a feeling he thought I would come back downstairs, but uh no I’m not an idiot & don’t have the time to be found dead in someone’s trunk. Well I called the police that are actually hired for JUST my neighborhood (long story but i live in a house owned by the museum in front of my house) but they were all being used by the city because of hurricane Ike. And then as I got off the phone the guy took off, fucking asshole.

I thought just MAAAAAYBE I was wrong but I could feel him looking at me & whenever I turned around he WAS looking at me…I was pretty sure but him just taking off made me SURE of it. Seriously couldn’t he have gone to look at some porn, I’m sure that would have been a hella more interesting. Okey sorry for the total rant but I just don’t understand what would compel someone to act in such a manner.