SKIP THE LATTE – $7 ON THE 7th!

Warning to males, I talk about the awesome parts of my body that you don’t have. So if that bothers you…walk away now. So yes my friends I am set with birth control until 2019! Holy cheese that is awesome. I got an IUC put in by my doctor this morning, which wasn’t bad at all. I read online that some women were crying about the cramps and pain when measuring your uterues, but I just stayed calm through it and poked fun at my doctor. He would tell me “You’re going to feel some preassure & cramping now”, then I would say “Wow. Yep, felt that. That sucks.” and he would keep going,  “I know, I know. Sorry. I know”. Then finally I let out a big laugh (while these cramps are going on and he’s still digging around my utereus) & he asks why I laughed because umm look at the position I’m in right? Well I tell him “It’s funny you keep saying you know but you have NO idea, I mean you can’t REALLY know.” He laughed and told me “You women have it rough. First months of pregnancy, labor & delivery, having to get this birth control put in…I’m glad I’m not a woman”. And then I added in that we also get periods that suck very much too & if your a breastfeeding mama….all the feeding is on your shoulders. The joy! I hope one day my son will understand all I have done and given up for him…even at him just being 6 weeks old. I mean c’mon I would be one very happy mama if I could have a glass (who are we kidding…a bottle) of wine or beer with dinner tonight or if I could be gulping down my 6th cup of coffee right now. Those are two things that are killing me not to have but I can wait out the breastfeeding & after that I’ll drink myself to a very caffeinated state of mind.

Okey this post went all over the place, but if you’re a regular here…well you are probably use to it by now. Oh and I absolutely ADORE being a mother so don’t get the wrong thoughts here. And have y’all seen knock out rose?